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lucy hooker (née honeycutt) ☀ jason stackhouse (sexonastick) wrote,
@ 2010-03-14 20:15:00

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This is so fuckin' queer, Lucy. I can't believe you're 'bout to make me do this. You oughta know by now I don't need the fuckin' internet to get a date! SHUT UP, JASON. I'm married. You're not getting any dates!

Hi, there! My name's Lucy Hooker, and I am very, very new to all this. I'm not really sure how all this is supposed to go, but I figure I might as well ask - does anybody else have a reincarnate of the opposite sex who won't stop thinking about sex? Mine is a complete horndog, and this is really starting to be a problem for me, since I am married and have a four-year-old son who's a complete fuckin' BRAT Jason! Do not talk about my son like that! Fine, then! Ask about Sookie, if she's out there I wanna make sure she's okay. If I do, will you shut up? .... Yeah, I guess so. Oh, and stop talkin' shit about me, too! You'll ruin my repudiation! Ugh. You are so dumb, Jason Stackhouse. So dumb..

He also wants to know if his sister's out there - Sookie Stackhouse? If anyone could make him ~~shut up~~ calm down, it'd be her. And thanks in advance! Any help at all would be appreciated, actually. I don't have anyone else to turn to about this, especially not my husband. ~~Maybe it's a good thing he hasn't been home this whole time.~~

Anybody got any V? I know it's bad and shit, but damn, this girl needs to loosen up! GOD. NO, JASON.

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notaaronsmom
2010-03-15 05:03 am UTC (link)

Uh, I unfortunately can't help you in the reincarnate of the opposite sex department, mine's a woman. But I'm on my way to being married and just got a kid thrown into the mix? So that's pretty awkward, and of course my fiancee has no idea why I'm extra pissy sometimes. My reincarnate is... one of the more stubborn women I've ever encountered in my life.

Who've you got? I'm Morgan by the way, Morgan Kennedy.

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sexonastick
2010-03-15 05:18 am UTC (link)

Jason's not pissy, per se, he's just.... Well, he's a complete idiot. And he gets distracted by anything with legs, which makes teaching the upper levels of my ballet classes extremely awkward. I really have no idea what I'm going to do when my husband comes home - he's been away on business the whole two months I've had Jason, and he's bound to notice all these changes in my behavior, right? Even my son has noticed, and he's only four. ~~God, I am so, SO screwed.~~

Oh, I probably should've mentioned that! His name's Jason Stackhouse, from the TV show True Blood? It's on HBO, so if you haven't seen it, I understand. And thank you so much for talking to me about this. I've been at my wit's end recently, and Jason has not been helping. He gets jumpy around "yanks." He's so Southern it's painful at times.

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notaaronsmom
2010-03-15 07:55 am UTC (link)

Oh dear, that does sound awkward. But you teach ballet? That's wonderful, I took ballet as a kid. Really miss it sometimes! And you know, I thought Todd would notice my behavior for sure. But he's either a lot more oblivious than I ever thought, or I was just overreacting about how much Kate would change me. So he might not notice at all?

You know I've actually seen that show, being pregnant for the last nine months didn't leave me with much to do except sit in front of the tv all day. I actually didn't dislike it! A little gruesome a lot of the time, but still full of some good entertainment, however strange.

And it's no problem, really. I've only had mine for about eight months so it wasn't too long ago that I was freaking out about all this myself. And I had to do it alone, so I'd hate for someone else to go through that if I can help it.

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sexonastick
2010-03-15 02:30 pm UTC (link)

Yes, I do! I used to be a ballerina, but I had to stop once I was pregnant with Tommy - though obviously, I didn't stop entirely. I enjoy teaching it much more than I ever did performing it; all the little girls are undeniably adorable in their little tutus!

Maybe. I really hope he won't, but I'm pretty sure he will. He's really observant, and besides, he knows me better than anyone. And oh, you have a new baby? Congratulations! It's a wonderful feeling, isn't it?

A little gruesome, and a little porntastic, yes, but it is strangely addicting! I bought the first season soon after I got Jason - it was a little hard to watch, you know, with all the Bill and Sookie stuff, but I got through it. Do you mind if I ask who you have? I know you said Kate, but there are a lot of fictional Kates in the world~~, and Jason's probably slept with half of them.~~

.... Wait a second. Did you say Todd? Todd Rhone, maybe?

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notaaronsmom
2010-03-15 04:08 pm UTC (link)

Oh that's fantastic, what ballet company did you work with? I agree, I think teaching it sounds a lot more enjoyable than squishing your feet into those pointed shoes every day. The littlest toe on my left foot has never quite been the same...

I think it's something you'll just have to gauge as soon as you see him again. Where is he, away on business or something? And yes, just gave birth last week actually, still a bit in recovery. Her name's Emma and she's gorgeous, though there's only about five minutes of the day that she's actually not crying. But it's still the most wonderful feeling I've ever felt, I know you know what I'm talking about! And you said your son is already four?

I'm not really a fan of the Bill/Sookie line, I actually think she'd be better off with Eric. But... I'm biased, since I have a thing for blonds. Oh, and I have Kate Austen, she's from the television show LOST?

Uh, yes, actually. Todd Rhone is my fiancee, do you know him or something?

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sexonastick
2010-03-15 04:49 pm UTC (link)

I was with the New York City Ballet - they got me right out of Julliard. Don't get me wrong, I loved every minute of it, but I get so much more out of teaching. And oh, don't even talk to me about feet! Mine are hideous but that's the price you pay for being a ballerina. I said goodbye to pretty feet a long time ago!

Yes, on business. I can't imagine what he's doing, though, he's been gone for ages. And oh, how adorable! Cherish these days in the hospital, because seriously, that's the easiest it's ever going to be. But even so, it'll be an even better feeling once you take her home, because then she'll feel like she's really yours. And yes, he just turned four! ~~I still can't believe Ben missed Tommy's birthday. A phone call and a present in the mail just isn't the same.~~

Jason's against both of them, but I agree, I think she'd be better off with Eric. Bill's just creepy. And ahh, Lost, right. My sister's big into that show, but I could never follow it. Too crazy for me!

Oh, I thought your name looked familiar! Yes, I know Todd - not very well, but I do know him. I met him through my husband, Benjamin Hooker, a few years ago. God, what a coincidence!

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notaaronsmom
2010-03-15 07:04 pm UTC (link)

Wow, NYC Ballet? This is me, being extremely jealous of you right now. No pain no gain? Beauty is pain, something like that? I'm just glad my fiancee doesn't have a foot fetish.

I'll definitely miss not having to lift a finger to do anything! And the copious amounts of heating pads. Good lord those are a godsend. You'll have to give me some pearls of wisdom for when Emma gets that old! And before that actually, I'm reading slightly terrifying things about 'the terrible two's'...

I just hope the only thing that's real is the reincarnates, and that there's not an Island out there waiting to drag us back in. Way too crazy for me, having Kate is enough of that insanity for me to last a lifetime.

Wow! That, uh, is quite the coincidence, and now that you mention it the name 'Hooker' did ring a bell, Todd's spoken of your husband with fondness. So you're Ben's wife? Very pleased to meet you then!

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sexonastick
2010-03-15 07:26 pm UTC (link)

Oh, you're too kind! And yes, beauty is pain - something they don't tell you when you're a little girl who wants to be a prima ballerina.

Well, if you ever have any questions about baby stuff, don't hesitate to ask! I mean, it's the least I could do, and it hasn't been so long yet that I've forgotten what the best brand of diapers is or what it feels like when you think your baby might be sick. And don't worry, the two's really aren't that bad - they just seem bad because that's when your kid learns how to talk, and as adorable as it is, it can drive you up the wall sometimes.

Oh, yes, I feel the same way about vampires. I really hope they're aren't any vampires out there. I'm sure they're nice people, but I really just don't need that crazy in my life. This is crazy enough.

Yes, I am, and it's good to meet you as well! Give Todd our congratulations for your new baby, and if the two (or three!) of you are ever in New York, we should really get together. I'm sure Ben would love to meet you, and to see Todd again, of course!

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notaaronsmom
2010-03-15 10:24 pm UTC (link)

Thank you! I really appreciate. I like having real people to turn to with baby questions instead of looking it up in a stupid book, to be quite honest. It feels safer this way, if that makes any sense. And I really don't want to mess this up. What's your son's name? I can't remember if you already said!

I will, thank you, I'm telling Todd about this the minute he gets back from the cafeteria. I would definitely love to come to New York anyway, I miss it quite a bit, so we'll have to arrange something for the six of us as soon as we're able to travel!

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sexonastick
2010-03-15 10:42 pm UTC (link)

It makes perfect sense, Morgan, I was the exact same way. My friends with children were my biggest and best resource right after I had Tommy (that's my son). I would've been completely lost without them. But don't disregard the books entirely! Sometimes it's good to have them, just in case they suggest something that you never would've thought of. They know what they're talking about some of the time.

Great! I'll mention it to Ben as soon as he gets back. I hope you're able to come closer to spring, before it gets too hot - the weather's lovely in late April!

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	kirkout 2010-03-15 05:06 am UTC (link)
	Reincarnate of the opposite sex who won't stop thinking about sex? Complete horndog? Yes, that would be me! Kaleigh Peters with Captain James T. Kirk for a headmate, pleased to meet you! Questions, concerns? Don't worry, you really don't have to sleep with a woman if you don't want to, I haven't. (Reply to this) (Thread)

sexonastick
2010-03-15 05:29 am UTC (link)

Oh, really? My husband and I went to see that movie when it first came out, so I actually know who you're talking about! Jason never slept with anything green, though. Apparently he has standards. Hey, don't knock it, Luce! That green chick was fuckin' fine as hell You stop right there, Jason Stackhouse. Just stop.

I don't want to, not at all, but I'm afraid that Jason will try while I'm sleeping or something - when he's horny, there's really no stopping him. Our nanny lives in one of our spare rooms, and there is just so much awkward there waiting to happen, especially when once Ben comes home... Is there anything I can do to maybe keep him from trying something?

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kirkout
2010-03-15 07:33 am UTC (link)

Yeeeaah, Kirk is... well, standards are definitely something he lacks. He has good taste sometimes! But they usually end up being in women that were far too good for him, so you can't blame the guy for slumming a bit. Slumming a lot. Slumming all the time, actually.

Hmm. Well! I may not be all that helpful in this instance. I think it might have something to do with how firmly you have them by the balls, and I have no idea what your situation is with Jason. But with Kirk, I've pretty much had him by the testicles since day one. He wouldn't dare try that sort of thing while I'm sleeping, drunk or otherwise. There may have been some rather crude threats on my part, you might try that?

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sexonastick
2010-03-15 02:36 pm UTC (link)

I would say the same for Jason, but unfortunately, he only ever falls for sluts and psychos. ~~Psychos? Who do you think I am, my sister?~~

Oh. Well, then. I am definitely screwed, because I can't make a decent threat to save my life, and Jason knows it. Um. Do you think if I just keep saying no, he'll give up eventually? You wish! I ain't never givin' up, not until I get what I want! Oh, heaven help me.

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kirkout
2010-03-15 03:53 pm UTC (link)

Ah, well, when it comes to men like Kirk and Jason it seems, those are just the easiest to fall for? Considering you and I are obviously their better halves, we have every right to judge and put a stop to it.

I should certainly hope so, because a man that doesn't take 'no' for an answer is not someone I'd want to be associated with... so, perhaps you can just appeal to his side of decency? I've seen a bit of the show (HBO is such a good companion on random lonely nights) so I'm familiar with his character. He seems like a complete dumbass and sex maniac, but underneath that not so bad of a guy. So maybe once you two really get used to each other you'll find a way to peacefully coexist without doing too many things that make the other uncomfortable?

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sexonastick
2010-03-15 04:55 pm UTC (link)

Decency, right. That's not really a word I'd associate with Jason, but you're right, he's not a bad guy. He just always takes the easy way out, chooses the thing that makes him feel good because he can't handle feeling bad. I guess being a woman feels bad for him, so he's just trying to do something that will make him feel better. For someone so dumb, he really has a talent for making everything that much more complicated.

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kirkout
2010-03-15 06:48 pm UTC (link)

Right! So, I'm sure once he calms down a bit it'll be easier for you. The first couple months with Kirk were definitely a bit hard, luckily I found things to lull him into periods of silence. I'm a mechanic, so working on cars all day kept him pretty occupied most of the time. I'm sure you could find something for Jason like that that doesn't involve sex with women? And also tell him to grow up, that's no way to deal with life ever.

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	sexonastick 2010-03-15 06:56 pm UTC (link)
	I'm a ballerina and a mother. Somehow, I don't think those are going to keep Jason very occupied. I'll try to find something else, though. That's definitely better than spoiling him like the baby he is, anyway! And hey, thanks for talking about this with me. You've helped a lot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kirkout 2010-03-15 07:09 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I'm sure you'll find something! Or we'll just hope that he eventually grows the fuck up, whichever is more likely to happen first. No problem! Three years ago I was in your position, it hasn't been so long that I don't remember how fucked up it was. We gender-swapping reincarnates gotta look out for each other? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sexonastick 2010-03-15 07:29 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, unless something really drastic happens in the third season, I really doubt that's going to happen. Still, it doesn't hurt to hope! I'm surprised there isn't some sort of support group, to be honest. This has to happen pretty often, right? Since it's kind of random? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kirkout 2010-03-15 10:11 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, you would think! Maybe we should be the ones to start one? I doubt anybody else is going to at this rate, and I don't know about you but I could use a bit of therapy! And a ship. Therapy and the U.S.S. Enterprise, I don't ask for much do I? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sexonastick 2010-03-15 10:33 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe we should! That wouldn't be such a bad idea - I mean, there have got to be other reincarnates like us who are having similar issues, whether they're more or less experienced than us. I, um, don't know anything about a ship, but Jason came with a pick-up truck? I honestly don't know what I'm going to do with it. It's hideous. (Reply to this) (Parent)