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Posted on the 16th of June, 2010
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Posted on the 26th of May, 2010
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Ooh. I may have splurged a little bit today. And no, Jason, that does not mean what you think it means. On this, this, this, and, of course, this. I don't even know why I bought all that Merlotte's stuff. Halloween costume, maybe? The thought of dressing Jason up as a waitress does kind of amuse me...
Anyway. Ben, honey. How's business? Good, I hope, since I'm spending all your money!
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Posted on the 4th of May, 2010
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I love anniversaries! Five years. I honestly can't believe it. Feels like we got married just yesterday. Mmm. Where are my photo albums, honey? I feel the need to go down memory lane...
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Posted on the 19th of April, 2010
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Is it really almost May? Oh, I can't believe it. This means I'm going to have to start planning for The Nutcracker soon. Of course, we have Swan Lake in July, but I've had that planned since January, and The Nutcracker... well, that is one ballet that never seems to get any easier to organize. Probably has something to do with re-imagining it, but not reinventing it? Anyway, it's much more complicated than you'd think. And that's not even taking the dancers' politics into account.
Needless to say, I am going to have a very busy summer. Very busy. Anything to keep Jason distracted, after all!
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Posted on the 13th of April, 2010
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As much as I hate getting older, I do love waking up on my birthday. Five years, and I've still never been disappointed. Good thing, too, or else my husband and I would be having some serious words right about now and boy, I've had enough of that for a while!
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Posted on the 18th of March, 2010
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My son informed me this morning that for the rest of his life, he'll no longer be answering to Tommy. Instead, he'll only answer to Dash. You know, like from The Incredibles? He watched it at a friend's house this weekend and hasn't stopped talking about it since. I'd almost be worried about this new obsession if all his running up and down the front hallway as fast as he possibly can wasn't so unbelievably adorable. And helpful, too. There's no way he's not taking a nap this afternoon!
I tolja he was a brat. Are you kidding me? "Tolja?" That's not even a word, Jason! It is where I'm from! Ugh, I'm so tempted to bust out a Pulp Fiction quote right now, but that really would be insane. So just. Shut up, please.
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Posted on the 14th of March, 2010
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This is so fuckin' queer, Lucy. I can't believe you're 'bout to make me do this. You oughta know by now I don't need the fuckin' internet to get a date! SHUT UP, JASON. I'm married. You're not getting any dates!
Hi, there! My name's Lucy Hooker, and I am very, very new to all this. I'm not really sure how all this is supposed to go, but I figure I might as well ask - does anybody else have a reincarnate of the opposite sex who won't stop thinking about sex? Mine is a complete horndog, and this is really starting to be a problem for me, since I am married and have a four-year-old son who's a complete fuckin' BRAT Jason! Do not talk about my son like that! Fine, then! Ask about Sookie, if she's out there I wanna make sure she's okay. If I do, will you shut up? .... Yeah, I guess so. Oh, and stop talkin' shit about me, too! You'll ruin my repudiation! Ugh. You are so dumb, Jason Stackhouse. So dumb..
He also wants to know if his sister's out there - Sookie Stackhouse? If anyone could make him shut up calm down, it'd be her. And thanks in advance! Any help at all would be appreciated, actually. I don't have anyone else to turn to about this, especially not my husband. Maybe it's a good thing he hasn't been home this whole time.
Anybody got any V? I know it's bad and shit, but damn, this girl needs to loosen up! GOD. NO, JASON.
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